Bad day game

copy/paste the rest of his day into your post, then add a little bit, make it worse but don't kill him, let's start:

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but...

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob gose to the hospital...

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob gose to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mantally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckly his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital...

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then...

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then... fell down an oversized sewer grate. he was carried to the ocean and was almost out when he was picked up by the waste removal system, feeling like trash he started to make his way out of the sewer, and...

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then... fell down an oversized sewer grate. he was carried to the ocean and was almost out when he was picked up by the waste removal system, feeling like trash he started to make his way out of the sewer, and... was about 2 be attacked by oversized rats he thought he was a gonner when suddenly a hand pulled him out it was an old friend,IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON READY 2 RAPE HIM WHEN SUDDENLY.....

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then... fell down an oversized sewer grate. he was carried to the ocean and was almost out when he was picked up by the waste removal system, feeling like trash he started to make his way out of the sewer, and... was about 2 be attacked by oversized rats he thought he was a gonner when suddenly a hand pulled him out it was an old friend,IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON READY 2 RAPE HIM WHEN SUDDENLY..... the French Police showed up(no he wasn't in france) and arrested Micheal...AND Bob!!! they were putting him away for missing work when...

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then... fell down an oversized sewer grate. he was carried to the ocean and was almost out when he was picked up by the waste removal system, feeling like trash he started to make his way out of the sewer, and... was about 2 be attacked by oversized rats he thought he was a gonner when suddenly a hand pulled him out it was an old friend,IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON READY 2 RAPE HIM WHEN SUDDENLY..... the French Police showed up(no he wasn't in france) and arrested Micheal...AND Bob!!! they were putting him away for missing work when...he was shot in the leg by a gunchuck, that sadly couldnt chuck wood, so he decided to be a gunchuck instead of a gunchuck cause they get more money instead of the woodchuck who cant chuck wood, and then...

hooray for bumping!

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then... fell down an oversized sewer grate. he was carried to the ocean and was almost out when he was picked up by the waste removal system, feeling like trash he started to make his way out of the sewer, and... was about 2 be attacked by oversized rats he thought he was a gonner when suddenly a hand pulled him out it was an old friend,IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON READY 2 RAPE HIM WHEN SUDDENLY..... the French Police showed up(no he wasn't in france) and arrested Micheal...AND Bob!!! they were putting him away for missing work when...he was shot in the leg by a gunchuck, that sadly couldnt chuck wood, so he decided to be a gunchuck instead of a gunchuck cause they get more money instead of the woodchuck who cant chuck wood, and then...he was taken out of prison, away from the gunchuck, and put out in the street(a chinese doctor had started running the hospital) with a hypo in his arm, and then...

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then... fell down an oversized sewer grate. he was carried to the ocean and was almost out when he was picked up by the waste removal system, feeling like trash he started to make his way out of the sewer, and... was about 2 be attacked by oversized rats he thought he was a gonner when suddenly a hand pulled him out it was an old friend,IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON READY 2 RAPE HIM WHEN SUDDENLY..... the French Police showed up(no he wasn't in france) and arrested Micheal...AND Bob!!! they were putting him away for missing work when...he was shot in the leg by a gunchuck, that sadly couldnt chuck wood, so he decided to be a gunchuck instead of a gunchuck cause they get more money instead of the woodchuck who cant chuck wood, and then...he was taken out of prison, away from the gunchuck, and put out in the street(a chinese doctor had started running the hospital) with a hypo in his arm, and then...bob said "i bet things cant get worse now!"

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then... fell down an oversized sewer grate. he was carried to the ocean and was almost out when he was picked up by the waste removal system, feeling like trash he started to make his way out of the sewer, and... was about 2 be attacked by oversized rats he thought he was a gonner when suddenly a hand pulled him out it was an old friend,IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON READY 2 RAPE HIM WHEN SUDDENLY..... the French Police showed up(no he wasn't in france) and arrested Micheal...AND Bob!!! they were putting him away for missing work when...he was shot in the leg by a gunchuck, that sadly couldnt chuck wood, so he decided to be a gunchuck instead of a gunchuck cause they get more money instead of the woodchuck who cant chuck wood, and then...he was taken out of prison, away from the gunchuck, and put out in the street(a chinese doctor had started running the hospital) with a hypo in his arm, and then...bob said "i bet things cant get worse now!"... until a car runs him over.

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then... fell down an oversized sewer grate. he was carried to the ocean and was almost out when he was picked up by the waste removal system, feeling like trash he started to make his way out of the sewer, and... was about 2 be attacked by oversized rats he thought he was a gonner when suddenly a hand pulled him out it was an old friend,IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON READY 2 RAPE HIM WHEN SUDDENLY..... the French Police showed up(no he wasn't in france) and arrested Micheal...AND Bob!!! they were putting him away for missing work when...he was shot in the leg by a gunchuck, that sadly couldnt chuck wood, so he decided to be a gunchuck instead of a gunchuck cause they get more money instead of the woodchuck who cant chuck wood, and then...he was taken out of prison, away from the gunchuck, and put out in the street(a chinese doctor had started running the hospital) with a hypo in his arm, and then...bob said "i bet things cant get worse now!"... until a car runs him over. bob gets paralyzed for ten years.

ob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then... fell down an oversized sewer grate. he was carried to the ocean and was almost out when he was picked up by the waste removal system, feeling like trash he started to make his way out of the sewer, and... was about 2 be attacked by oversized rats he thought he was a gonner when suddenly a hand pulled him out it was an old friend,IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON READY 2 RAPE HIM WHEN SUDDENLY..... the French Police showed up(no he wasn't in france) and arrested Micheal...AND Bob!!! they were putting him away for missing work when...he was shot in the leg by a gunchuck, that sadly couldnt chuck wood, so he decided to be a gunchuck instead of a gunchuck cause they get more money instead of the woodchuck who cant chuck wood, and then...he was taken out of prison, away from the gunchuck, and put out in the street(a chinese doctor had started running the hospital) with a hypo in his arm, and then...bob said "i bet things cant get worse now!"... until a car runs him over. bob gets paralyzed for ten years...but eventually recovers to the tune of "I'm not dead yet" by Monty Python, only to discover that it is in fact impossible to have a backrou nd music track in life, unless of course you are mentally unstable. bob soon discovers this.

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then... fell down an oversized sewer grate. he was carried to the ocean and was almost out when he was picked up by the waste removal system, feeling like trash he started to make his way out of the sewer, and... was about 2 be attacked by oversized rats he thought he was a gonner when suddenly a hand pulled him out it was an old friend,IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON READY 2 RAPE HIM WHEN SUDDENLY..... the French Police showed up(no he wasn't in france) and arrested Micheal...AND Bob!!! they were putting him away for missing work when...he was shot in the leg by a gunchuck, that sadly couldnt chuck wood, so he decided to be a gunchuck instead of a gunchuck cause they get more money instead of the woodchuck who cant chuck wood, and then...he was taken out of prison, away from the gunchuck, and put out in the street(a chinese doctor had started running the hospital) with a hypo in his arm, and then...bob said "i bet things cant get worse now!"... until a car runs him over. bob gets paralyzed for ten years...but eventually recovers to the tune of "I'm not dead yet" by Monty Python, only to discover that it is in fact impossible to have a backrou nd music track in life, unless of course you are mentally unstable. bob soon discovers this...when he knew he was suddenly flying above the ground.

Bob woke up one morning to go to work at Rational Industrialization, CO, but... He get Freakin Raped By Micheal JACKSON Then Bob goes to the hospital... and waits in the waiting room of the ER for 2hrs, 4 more hrs in the hospital bunk, and by the time a physician shows up the event had set, Bob had been mentally scarred and suddenly felt like a school boy, luckily his physical body was all right, but on the way out of the hospital... Bob got chased by the rabid human bunny!!! He ran as fast as he could then... fell down an oversized sewer grate. he was carried to the ocean and was almost out when he was picked up by the waste removal system, feeling like trash he started to make his way out of the sewer, and... was about 2 be attacked by oversized rats he thought he was a gonner when suddenly a hand pulled him out it was an old friend,IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON READY 2 RAPE HIM WHEN SUDDENLY..... the French Police showed up(no he wasn't in france) and arrested Micheal...AND Bob!!! they were putting him away for missing work when...he was shot in the leg by a gunchuck, that sadly couldnt chuck wood, so he decided to be a gunchuck instead of a gunchuck cause they get more money instead of the woodchuck who cant chuck wood, and then...he was taken out of prison, away from the gunchuck, and put out in the street(a chinese doctor had started running the hospital) with a hypo in his arm, and then...bob said "i bet things cant get worse now!"... until a car runs him over. bob gets paralyzed for ten years...but eventually recovers to the tune of "I'm not dead yet" by Monty Python, only to discover that it is in fact impossible to have a backrou nd music track in life, unless of course you are mentally unstable. bob soon discovers this...when he knew he was suddenly flying above the ground... and immeadiatly rediscovers he's falling...2000 FEET!!! he plummets to the groud, but is caught by...Michael Jackason's Private Jet!!!