Joke Contest.

does ANYONE THINK MY JOKE WAS AT LEAST DECENT????

kikashi234 wrote:ok ok i got one: theres a blonde,brunette,and a redhead in a army training place. the redhead says, "Tornado!" and the soldiers duck. then she runs off. the brunette says, "Hurricane!" and the soldiers duck. then she runs off. the blonde says, "Fire!" Bam! ok it might be a little corny..............

It is funny but this is my version.

There is a plane crash and a blonde, brunette and a red-head survive. They are on an island with a native tribe they are un-aware about. So when the native tribe confronts these 3 women with slingshots, spears and stone-throwing-knives, the brunette says, "Tornado!" The tribe looks away to see if there is one and by the time they look back, the brunette is gone. The red-head then says, "Tsunami!" The tribe runs to the nearest trees and holds them with all their might. Then they look at the ocean to see nothing but calm waves. Then the blonde caught on how the red-head and brunette ecscaped, so she said, "Fire!" And then slingshot pebbles, spears and stone-throwing-knives went flying this way and that only to leave a dead blonde in the middle.

Poor dumb blondes : (.

ha ha....it looks like ur : ( has a mole under it's mouth....lol

YOURMOMTHABOMB: Lol Thanks!

here's a good blonde joke...

a blonde, brunette, and redhead are lost on an island and captured by cannibals. the cannibals give them these instructions: go inot the forest and pick ten of 1 kind of fruit. the redhead comes back with 10 apples, the cannibals then say: "now shove them all up your butt without making any expression at all." "1...2......3...OWWW!!!" so they throw the redhead in a cage. next the brunette comes back with 10 grapes, same thing happens, "1,2,3,4,5...6...7...8.....9....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" and she is also thrown in the cage. "why'd you laugh right then?" asked the redhead, "you coulda escaped!" "i know" says the brunette, " but i saw the blonde coming back with pineapples!!!"

lol that's gotta hurt.


norwegian joke(sry for offense):
a female norwegian swimmer took part in a breaststroke race along with a swede and an english woman.the norwegian came in dead last by several minutes. when questioned about the loss, she remaked: "Vell, if you ask me, i tink those vemen over der used there arms!"

wow strong women these days...

Lol I love the blonde joke. told it to everyone at school.

Update: Sorry for bad spelling. Bad spelling day that day.. Lol! And that is saying alot, because I was top 100 in the spelling bee

I got 2 blonde jokes:

Question: What is the difference between a rooster and a blonde?

Answer: A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo!," and a blonde chick says, "Any-cock'll-doo!"

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Question: What does a tornado and a blonde chick have in common?

Answer: They both suck and blow!

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Update: Sorry if these jokes are a little bit immature/gross/disgusting. If they bother you, just say so. I wouldn't want to make ya guys uncomfortable lol. Omg I feel like an idiot.

dont be, they're funny and totally appropriate for our age group (unless theres some 11 or 10 yr old on this forum)

i wouldn't be supreised if there was, but according to profiles, everyone here is at least 13, so continue

im 15 lol


YOURMOMTHABOMB:

Cool lol. Kinda never would have guessed...

Coolio, lol.

Here's one:

Your mom is so disgusting that when you ask what's for dinner, she opens up her legs and says, "Crabs!"

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Here is another:

Are your parents retarded? Because you seem special.

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Last 1:

Are you a piece of paper, girl? 'Cuz you got some FINE print! Lol.

that last one doesnt seem like a joke, more like a pick-up line

Lol I agree samurai. To be honest, the 2nd and 3rd joke are both pickup lines.

you're pickup lines need work *admits he shouldn't be the one talking*

Lol, that was more of a humorous pick-up line. Here is the real thang: Hi, what's your name? Jessica Parker? Oh do I know you? Oh it can't be the one I know because you like like you came from heaven.

...you're pretty quick on the draw there