King Of the Hill

The point is to invent a demise for whoever is on top and take the hill.

I am standing on a hill :{D

I shot an arrow through you head and took the king of the hill place!

Oops! I tripped and threw my sword and its stuck in your head and stood in the king of the hill to get my sword back!

I get back up as a...UNDEAD FORUM MOD!!! I quickly bann all of you, and lock down the hilltop

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! my hill

i defy the laws of physics with puns that make sense with no humor which is impossible [size=200]DOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!![/size] you all and blowing up the thread and making it so this never happened and so im king of the hill and if you try to take over you will be turned into a mindless time bomb and this thread will never be able to make again [size=200][/size]EVER!!!

I took the king of the hill because i sucked you all through a black hole.. And rewinded time so I am back to the king of the hill again.

i break the laws of physics and break time sucking you all into the ice age
so now you are cavemen and now i repeat a shield i made in banned
1HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH2222HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH1
1((((((((((((((((((((((((me))))))))))))))))))))))))1
1UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU1

there now the barriccade of stick men
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i have no idea that when i died i became a necro and took over the king of the hill with my undead minions!DOOM

the shield is made of anti matter your undead minions and you are gone forever as ghosts which are also destroyed MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
and by the way gerald you were never killed

my devilish soul possessed your body and killed you using you weapon and took the hill

however i defeated you since your soul was also destroyed by the anti-matter field
I WIN * sets up time bombs in multiple dimensions and there all set to 2 posts and can explode twenty galaxies each*

Someone got my soul and brought me back to life and built a time machine to kill you when u were born and took the king or the hill.

2 things one or? two you killed my clone im number 1000000000000000000032475345387908 clone theres billions of us so you did nothing
im still king and i blew you to pieces as i morphed with this orange armor thing

my army marches toward the hill, cutting down ur clones one by one with the expertise of elves (which is what they are), they number 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and for every 1 that died, they took 10 clones. i take the hill just as an arrow pierces ur throat and u fall backward to the black depths below.

Using my necro skills i call upon 1000000000000000000000 undead to destroy your army and i charged a lightning ball towards you and you fell in a bottomless pit and i took the king of the hill with my undead army!